So, you wanna be a star of stage and screen?
Maybe you should think of becoming a HAIR-METAL STAR!
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Here's how to become the ultimate Hair-Metal star in 10 Steps:
Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Varies on current condition
1. HAIR. You need lots of it. Use some hairspray, and remember, the bigger,
the better.
2. Spandex or leather is an important part of a hair-frontman. Pink
and purple spandex or tight black leather pants are required.
3. Make-up. They don't call 'em pretty boys for no reason. You need eyeliner
and maskara. Lipstick is optional.
4. Your chest should be exposed by a cut-up t-shirt.
5. Power-Ballads show your sensitive side, and will sell to girls.
6. The keyboards are very important. Whether it's a cheesy keyboard riff
or just some back-up harmony, the keyboardist is one of the most important band members.
7. Space Age. Some bands made it big by acting and looking space-agy.
Make sure you have TONS of keyboards if you do this.
8. The words dude, baby, and man are a required part of your vocabulary.
9. Drinking. You must have a bottle of cheap vodka or Jack Daniels
with you at all times.
10. Your Credo: Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N Roll!
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