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So, you wanna be a star of stage and screen? Maybe you should think of becoming a HAIR-METAL STAR!
















Here's how to become the ultimate Hair-Metal star in 10 Steps:
 
Difficulty Level: Hard
Time Required: Varies on current condition
 
1. HAIR. You need lots of it. Use some hairspray, and remember, the bigger, the better.
 
2. Spandex or leather is an important part of a hair-frontman. Pink and purple spandex or tight black leather pants are required.
 
3. Make-up. They don't call 'em pretty boys for no reason. You need eyeliner and maskara. Lipstick is optional.
 
4. Your chest should be exposed by a cut-up t-shirt.
 
5. Power-Ballads show your sensitive side, and will sell to girls.
 
6. The keyboards are very important. Whether it's a cheesy keyboard riff or just some back-up harmony, the keyboardist is one of the most important band members.
 
7. Space Age. Some bands made it big by acting and  looking space-agy. Make sure you have TONS of keyboards if you do this.
 
8. The words dude, baby, and man are a required part of your vocabulary.
 
9. Drinking. You must have a bottle of cheap vodka or Jack Daniels with you at all times.
 
10. Your Credo: Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'N Roll!
















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